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Convention Organisers

-10	if you embezzle convention funds
-15	if you get caught
-20	if you threaten to sue anybody who knows

Game Masters

+5	for sleeping with players so they get awards
+10	for sleeping with players and giving the awards to someone else (it's a twisted kind of integrity...)
-10	if the convention organisers find out that you have been sleeping with the players so they get awards

Game Players

+5	for sleeping with convention organisers/designers/game masters
+10	for doing so during session time at the venue
+5	for being considered sexually desirable
+15	for being sexually desirable and a proven female
+0	for being considered vaguely kinky (it's so passé)
-10	if you wear a revealing corset when you really shouldn't
-15	if you cause psychological damage due to the revealing clothing that you wear

Miscellaneous

-10	if you are only "bi" because you can't afford to refuse *any* offers
-20	if you play nude twister with other roleplayers
-50	if you happen to be the "phantom crapper" (you know who you are...)